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Love thy selfie.

Love thy selfie.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.

I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.

I won’t be impressed by technology until I can download food.

I won’t be impressed by technology until I can download food.

I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass.

I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass.

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

I like big books and I cannot lie.

I like big books and I cannot lie.

I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now.

I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now.

I don’t care if the glass is half-empty or half-full. Is there wine in it?

I don’t care if the glass is half-empty or half-full. Is there wine in it?

Hey Alexa, do the dishes

Hey Alexa, do the dishes

First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things

First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things

Every day I am forced to add yet another name to the list of people I am going to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.

Every day I am forced to add yet another name to the list of people I am going to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.

Don’t judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.

Don’t judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.

*State Love tote bag

*State Love tote bag

*State Love tea towel

*State Love tea towel

*State Love apron

*State Love apron

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